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- Message of the year
- Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:38:43 +0000 - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife….!!!
- Wife hit her husband with frying pan
- Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:37:08 +0000 - Husband: What was that for…..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it…
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
- Woh kaun thi
- Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:34:59 +0000 - Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.
- THE PUNJABI ALPHABET: REVISION Course
- Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:32:15 +0000 - A is for Adjust. Punjabis will always ask you to ‘Thoda Adjust kaar low ji’
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and it’s not a process for replicating [...]
- A True College Girl Story
- Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:00:23 +0000 - This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You can
never see [...]
- Marriage Quotes
- Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:14:20 +0000 - 1. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
3. Getting [...]
- CROCODILE BOOTS…
- Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:22:51 +0000 - Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims ’71st and *again* [...]
- Hand Grenade
- Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:02:11 +0000 - What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
- Appliance Store Sale..
- Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:01:05 +0000 - Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,’ he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to [...]
- Answering Machine…
- Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:52:17 +0000 - A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin [...]
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